I’m most excited about Jason Mamoa being Aquaman
IT technician Spider-Man,
Working for a paltry wage,
This cubicle feels like a cage,
Look out, there sits the Spider-Man.
Is he bored?
He’s all jacked in to pornhub
Shrinks solitaire when boss walks by
Feels the years slippin’ by
To him, life is a great big letdown
Still stuck in his hometown